As someone who should be ashamed to be such an avid fan of SpongeBob Squarepants at such an advanced (ahem) age, I have to confess that I really do not give a…well, you know. Which may explain why the first words out of my mouth upon spotting the Moschino SpongeBob Crossbody Bag were OMG! Moschino has taken to embracing pop culture in a big way, producing a McDonald’s-inspired line complete with a golden-arched iPhone case. This wacky number, then, comes as no surprise. The round shape reminds me of my childhood, and SpongeBob just makes me smile. It’s hard not to be drawn to the bag. The price tag? That’s another story. Available for $595 at Nordstrom.