Oh No, Not the Mom Purse: Coach Audrey Canvas Starfish Motif Sling
| By: Christina B. | ||

You know it. You can picture it. The Mom Purse is chiefly remarkable for its ability to carry absolutely-freaking-everything… well, that and its related ability to weigh forty-five pounds while appearing to zip shut just fine. But is it known for panache? For style? For sheer nerve?
Not so much.
Save your mom, or yourself, from the iconic burden of the Mom Purse this year! We at the Purse Page will be featuring some out-there options guaranteed to shake up one’s wardrobe, each with a centerfold pic and little personality dossier. (Where have we seen that before?)
Name: Coach Audrey Canvas Starfish Motif Slings
Distinguishing Features: awkward straps, sparkly starfish
Found: at the most tourist-tastic seaside town in any coastal state
Contents:
- oversized crystal-covered sunglasses
- bejeweled rubber flip flops
- sparkly butterfly hair clips
- shimmering spray tan
- Blow Pops
Price: $298 at Coach
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