Coach Miranda Printed Python Satchel
By: Fate
No. Just NO.
Are there even words to describe the hideousness of this
Coach Miranda Printed Python Satchel? While the design is a wonderful nod to the rounded, ladylike shapes and proportions of
handbag eras past, the decision of the Coach design team to inflict this horrible color and pattern onto their consumers is just unacceptable. Is it just me, or does that
handbag looks like it’s made of python regurgitate… had the poor reptile been on an acid trip? Perhaps the design team were trippin’ themselves, to offer the pattern in not one, not two but THREE heinous python-printed colors. And the final insult?
The $1,200 price tag.
If you love the styling of this
purse, grab the much more stylish
vintage leather version, at $798, through Coach.com.