The Fashion Police
I understand fashion is subjective, really I do. Can someone just please explain to me what warped sense of perception they have when they put together the ugliest purse or dress or shoes and the next thing you know, it’s the next big thing? Take for example the Prada fringe bag. Who wants a hairy leather monster on your arm? Or that new LV “Tribute” purse. Tribute to what? A garbage disposal? Because that what it looks like happened- you got your hands on a few really nice LV bags, then threw them all in a garbage disposal and voila. People, come ON. Just because you CAN do something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD! And while were on the subject, just because history repeats itself does NOT mean that fashion should. Certain mistakes we should learn from (I’m talking to YOU neon pedal pushers) and never make ever again. We always joke about the “fashion police,” but I really think we may be coming to a point in time where in a quest to be an “individual” (whatever that means in this postmodern world), we are talking too many liberties and bordering on the absurd, all in the name of fashion. I hereby nominate myself Chief Fashionista and will ask that anyone who believes in this cause as strongly as I do to take a stand and help fight the absurdity that has taken over. Who’s with me!?
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