There appears to be something in the water over at Fendi headquarters. How else to explain this straight-out-of-1985, Cher-inspired Fendi Crossword Patent Clutch? It’s unique and eye-catching, to be sure, thanks to its black patent leather, heavy silver handles, and mirrored letters. But tasteful? No. I think it’s too funky and retro too be anything more than a one-off “just for fun” clutch. $920 at Eluxury