Dolce and Gabbana Lime Jean Pocket Shoulder Bag
By: Tanya

It’s as if 1985 threw up all over this Dolce and Gabbana monstrosity, a denim handbag splashed with lime leather trim. The pockets honestly make this bag look like someone’s jean-clad behind - and that’s really not a good thing. Even the silver sliding buckle reminds me of the closing mechanism on one of my school book bags, circa the really early ’80s. If I actually see someone carrying this, I’ll be sure to keep my stares and comments of disbelief to myself.
Available for $1276 at bluefly.com.