Hermes and Louis Vuitton in Heidi’s Staged Mother’s Day Outing
Filed Under: Celebrity Purses, Hermes Handbags, Louis Vuitton Bags
By: Fate
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I am quite possibly the least knowledgeable 18 - 40 year old North American female when it comes to
Heidi Montag and her associates. Why? I find her and
Lauren Conrad horribly boring. But today, I’ve changed my mind. This obviously very staged Mother’s Day moment between
Heidi, her shadow (aka
Spencer) and Heidi’s mom raised my blood pressure. The brain instinctively went into red alert. It screamed:
SAVE THE KELLY! While Heidi’s mom looks cute and simple in her shirt dress, loafers and the ever classic monogram
Louis Vuitton Batignolles, the beloved
Hermes Kelly hanging off of Heidi’s arm makes me shudder. Upon closer inspection, this lovely Kelly looks to be fairly new and un-abused so I’m wagering that it actually belongs to some well-meaning but misguided stylist who loaned it for the purpose of this shoot. (Note to said Stylist: We need to talk.) I’m not sure of Heidi’s stature (horribly boring, remember?) so I can’t conclusively tell what size this lovely Kelly is, but I’m taking a guess that this is
Hermes‘
Poussiere color, a lovely neutral with a sort of grayish undertone. The name literally means ‘dust’. I’ll leave you to the obvious witty parallels.
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