a Cruel practical joke

[Aunt Bea]

I am somewhat naive. and I dont get out much, so I dont know alot of "slang" terms or "catch" phrases. so I was victime of a cruel joke recently and I want to warn all you ladies about it so your not made fun of in a negative manner like I was. I have some friends that told me about this great new restaurant in town, so I went there with some ladies from my avon parties. and this friend of mine, her husband told me that they had this awesome cheese there called "Fromunda" cheese but you had to ask for it specifically. well I like to try new things, so I ordered it on my salad, and the waitress started laughing when I asked for "Fromunda" cheese on my salad. and the other ladies with me didnt get it as I didnt. so I looked at the waitress in a confused manner, and she could tell that I didnt understand the "joke" about it. so I asked her if there was a problem and she said "no ma'am, but we dont serve that type of cheese here." and I said, but my friends husband told me to ask for it specifically here at this restaurant. she kinda got red int eh face and held back a laugh and she said, I am sorry ma'am but I think your the victim of a practical joke. and then she proceeded to explain to me that it was mean a dirty thing. I feel so humiliated!!! can you believe people would do something this cruel??

[WorkerBea]

Oh my, I just did a Google on fromunda cheese and that isn't very nice at all. I think you need to give your friends husband a very firm tongue lashing. That was very very rude of him to do that to you. I feel your pain

[Aunt Bea]

I KNOW! its a dirty thing!!!! Ick!!!!!

[JiffyLube]

You girls need to borrow some of my toys....

[Aunt Bea]

youdont mean like "dirty" toys do you??

first off, thats just dirty using things like that. and 2nd, isnt that unclean sharing them? I mean cant I catch an STD from you doing that? I dont want any STDs........

[WorkerBea]

Of Aunty please sta away from someone elses privacy toys. It just isn't safe to share them at all

[ricci]

this just keeps getting weirder

[WorkerBea]

Unfortunately people like you who have no vision will always come down on those you don't understand. This is a free world and I can express my self how I see fit and I don't appreciate you calling our thoughts wierd.

On a side note though what kinda panties are you wearing?)

[QueenBee]

Sometimes it is just a bitch being a woman these days. Imagine your friends playing a cruel practical joke on you like that! You poor innocent little girl. I can't believe they told you to ask for fumunda cheese on your salad!! Shame on them.

[ricci]

bea, I'd be mad if someone did that to me, but you have to admit, it's very funny.

I bet you gave that man a good tongue lashing when you saw him again?

[UMPsMybeech]

I'l bet you probably need a good washing. Maybe someone is trying to tell you have a female odor you need to attend to. I don'y know about you but it would certainly cross my mind and sometimes the old cooze just needs a good hosing....

M210

[ricci]

Originally Posted by UMPsMybeech

I'l bet you probably need a good washing. Maybe someone is trying to tell you have a female odor you need to attend to. I don'y know about you but it would certainly cross my mind and sometimes the old cooze just needs a good hosing....

M210

lol, I know this one could use it!

[Aunt Bea]

I hardly think my feminine hygiene is any of your bizness.

[UMPsMybeech]

Just being open with you. If your underwear smells like the bottom of a minnow bucket chances are....

[UMPsMybeech]

I hope your off taking care of that. You know three quarters at the local car wash can do wonders as long as you push the "degrease" button....

[Aunt Bea]

I dont have a car Mrs. Beech. I havent had a car since I was married and my ex husband had the Dale Earnhardt edition Monte carlo. it was such a nice car. it had the #3 embroidered on the headrests.