Ooh. I love me some Christian Louboutin, but obviously some is the key word. There’s nothing – I repeat, nothing – pretty about the Panettone Small Spiked Textured Leather Tote. I would probably have been Team Panettone when it was just a simple black bowler without any weirdly arranged spikes. But once those made the cut, and in a whole hodgepodge of hues, no less, I would have had to break ties. I just can’t imagine carrying this around. Reminds me of Lite Brite, one of my fave eighties toys. Only Lite Brite was magical and this just…isn’t. Available for $2195 at Net-a-Porter.