Like greener grass and sunnier skies, neon is one of those spring highlights that reliably appears right around this time every year. While I love that in theory, I don’t love every single neon thing that ends up on the shelves. The Miu Miu Neon Matelassé Leather Clutch is an unfortunate example that shows off a really bizarre silhouette – certainly not the kind of thing I’d purposely show off. I might use this as a cosmetic bag, but I would be certifiably insane to spend $850 on one of those. Available at Net-a-Porter.