And now for something…really plain? And kind of boring? Well, maybe I wouldn’t go so far as to call anything by Versace boring, per se, but no one can accuse the label’s Signature Leather Shoulder Bag of being exciting, either. It’s just kind of there, isn’t it? “Big-time label does basic black bag” would be the worthiest headline it could possibly receive, although I give Versace credit for its attention to functionality and for going easy on the details. If you’re going to pay this kind of money for a handbag, you want it to last a lifetime. Available for $1995 at Nordstrom.