If this bag were a food it would be a salad made out of brussel sprouts, offal meats, and warm mayonnaise. Marc Jacobs bags usually make me giddy with wanting, this Patent Beige Tasseled Bowler, however, is causing me to shiver in repugnance and disbelief. It looks like someone had it out for the poor purse and went after  it with a Be-tassler (sans tassels it would be rather fetching). Or perhaps someone lost a bet and this satchel of wrongness was the penalty. Maybe tassels galore are set to be all the rage in the handbag world this coming fall, if so we are all in for a world of bad. This bag is available at Bluefly.com for an astounding $2,000.

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