On paper, the French Connection Dina Crossbody Bag has a fantastic design. It’s monochromatic, cute and boxy, and it has a bow! Everyone likes bows. And while this would be a great purse to carry around when you’re picking up your 8th-grade cousin from school and want to impress all the middle schoolers with your sassy fashion sense, something might have been lost in translation from concept to execution. Because. . .is it just me, or does that bow look like it belongs on Tom Selleck’s face? Maybe it’s just me. Available at French Connection for $88.

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