This I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Tote might be toeing the nerd line, but I still love it. With a bag like this, you know you’re going to get tons of notice, and it’ll probably be of the good variety. Where NOT to wear it: any place that involves visiting with those over seventy. Explaining what a Sir Mix-a-Lot is so they “get” the joke and hearing Grandma ask why his pet snake is so particular about buns is more stress than it’s worth. Where TO wear it: the library, natch. Available at Etsy for $25.

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