Considering Jessica Simpson received an orange Birkin from fiancé Eric Johnson for her birthday last year, I am forced to ask whether the woman herself would even deign to carry one of her own handbags at all. She’s been spotted with that sucker everywhere, and it’s not even remotely cute – it’s orange, for heaven’s sake. I don’t know about y’all, but I would actually PREFER to carry her Bow Chic Tote. Maybe that’s half a lie – I mean, if someone gave me an orange Birkin, I’d carry it, okay? – but this Bow Chic Tote, dare I say it, actually LOOKS BETTER. And compared to $15,000, it’s like bargain-bin cheap. Available for $98 at Nordstrom.

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