You know it. You can picture it. The Mom Purse is chiefly remarkable for its ability to carry absolutely-freaking-everything… well, that and its related ability to weigh forty-five pounds while appearing to zip shut just fine. But is it known for panache? For style? For sheer nerve?

Not so much.

Save your mom, or yourself, from the iconic burden of the Mom Purse this year! We at the Purse Page will be featuring some out-there options guaranteed to shake up one’s wardrobe, each with a centerfold pic and little personality dossier. (Where have we seen that before?)

Name: Leather Soccer Handbag

Distinguishing Feature: White and black soccer pattern

Found: On your local soccer field; owner not located yet

Contents:

-  a rabbit foot for luck

-  a Twix bar

-  a gift card for Cold Stone Creamery

-  minivan keys

-  a roll of Bubble Tape

Price: $79.95 at YourSoccerStore.com

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