You know it. You can picture it. The Mom Purse is chiefly remarkable for its ability to carry absolutely-freaking-everything… well, that and its related ability to weigh forty-five pounds while appearing to zip shut just fine. But is it known for panache? For style? For sheer nerve?

Not so much.

Save your mom, or yourself, from the iconic burden of the Mom Purse this year! We at the Purse Page will be featuring some out-there options guaranteed to shake up one’s wardrobe, each with a centerfold pic and little personality dossier. (Where have we seen that before?)”

Name: Rubber Chicken Handbag

Distinguishing Feature: Red straps

Found: in a dumpster outside of a KFC

Contents:

-  package of chicklets (the gum, not the real thing!)

-  confetti made from an old road map

-  coin purse in the shape of an egg (not sure which came first…)

-  dented can of bread crumbs

-  a red comb from a bad dating experience

Price: $31.95 from Sassy Lady Gifts

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