Huh. I’m torn between admiring the Alexander McQueen Padlock Floral Print Duffel Bag and completely abhorring it. Those are two extremes, I know. The practical side of me thinks it’s a bag fit for no one but Mary Poppins, while my fantastical side imagines the potential styling possibilities. To be honest, there really aren’t many, so the practical side ultimately wins out. Available for $1565 at Nordstrom.