Oh, hey there, sexy! I’m not going to pretend I’m not totally eying up the Alexander Wang Chastity Snake-Effect Leather Clutch, stalker-style. Beautiful, soft pink leather, imprinted with snake embossing for a textured finish, at odds with a slightly edgy, slinky silver strap? How can I be expected to resist? There’s even a mirror tucked inside. Sold! Available for $375 at Net-a-Porter.