Well, hello there, Jil Sander Large Patent Leather Tote. If this were a guy, I’d be blushing and acting like a complete idiot in his presence – at least I would be if I were 15 with a crush. But this is an all-grown-up handbag and I am an all-grown-up (eh) woman with some semblance of decorum intact. I won’t lie, though; this is about as close as I get to fangirling a purse. The vivid grape hue, the lacquered up leather, the classic shape…oh, my. This is definitely on my marry-me-please, I-have-your-posters-all-over-my-wall list. Available for $2230 at Net-a-Porter.