The popularity of the glorified fanny pack shows no sign of waning, and maybe that’s a good thing. Clearly there are people out there buying them, and I guess the Marni Embellished Mesh Belt Bag kind of shows me why. This is about as elaborate a fanny pack as I’ve seen, with a heavily sequined and crystalized body doing all the fancy work. It’s still a bag that wraps around your waist, and you can never really escape that fact. Throw in a crazy price tag and suddenly, once again, the whole trend makes no sense at all. Available for $1250 at Net-a-Porter.