I’m not void of a sense of humor (ask anyone kind enough to suffer through my horrifically corny jokes), but even I can’t fathom a world in which I would comfortably carry the Anya Hindmarch Ebury Maxi Cornflakes Leather Tote on my arm. Hindmarch is known for her wacky designs, all fairly unrestrained and generally entertaining and cute. Ebury, though, is kind of bland. I’m not crazy about the colors, nor do I feel especially drawn to the Kellogg’s Corn Flakes mascot – certainly not enough to let him steal the limelight (and a chunk of my bank account) like this. Available for $2295 at Net-a-Porter.