I did feel sorry for recently fired Valentino Alessandra Facchinetti. That was, of course, before I laid eyes on this Valentino Petale Tote. Homegirl got off easy. Assaulting my eyes with a studded, black leather spray of “petals” is one thing. Sticking a $4,495 price tag on the darn thing is another. I for one am anxious to see Valentino’s floral fetish hit the road once and for all. If you, however, like faux roses that look like they came out of a Harley dealership, you’ll be happy to note that this purse from the Resort Collection is now available for pre-order. Sold at Bergdorf Goodman for $4,495.