Set your tacky settings to hyperdrive, folks. This Valentino Shining Flower Tux Tote gives the monkey suit a garish spin with its black and white sequin and rosette pairing. Throw in a leather bow and crystal details down the center and you’ve got a purse that would make Liberace cringe. I love Valentino, but this tux is too too much. Available for pre-order for $4,495 at Neiman Marcus.

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